30+ 80th Birthday Humor

If you survive long enough you re revered rather like an old building.

80th birthday humor. He ll die very soon unless you do exactly as i tell you. I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed. Happy 80th birthday at the age of 80 statistical studies prove that there are 4 women for every man. I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn t let me homeland security. You seem so young that i can honestly believe you re turning 20 for the fourth time. You don t look a day over your 70th birthday let alone a decade. Time definitely flies when you re having the time of your life.

I get up each morning and dust off my wits then pick up the paper and read the o bits if my name isn t there then i know i m not dead. Happy 80th birthday at 80 years old your bones get softer and your arteries get harder to balances out. This tile measures 6 1 2 x 6 1 2 6 5 x 6 5. This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. Your place to buy and sell all things handmade. Men are like wine. Just email me and i can create a reserved listing for you.

After the exam the physician pulls the wife aside and says i m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. Funny 80th birthday quotes. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Hell of a good time for the lucky guy to get odds like that. If you have an 80th birthday poem then you can put the joke in there especially as an opener to catch people s attention. I think the best idea is your name and address. Inspirational quote the advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love i can easily change eighty for fifty sixty seventy etc.